Buff Dump

Evacuating ones bowels after working out. Usually filled with copious amounts of protein and semen.

Man, John just took a buff dump in that toilet.

uber eats special

The shear panic that arises while tracking your uber eats driver and realizing they have stopped in an alleyway on their way to you to make a deposit in your cold cheesy alfredo pasta dish.

God damn it dude, this guy has been sitting in this alleyway for 30 minutes after picking up my chipotle bowl. Looks like I'm getting extra sour cream tonight in my uber eats special.

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