Sheetz

A convenience store/gas station where hicks from Lititz, PA like to hang out all night, every night. Why? Because they have nothing better to do with their lives, and/or because there's a "NO LOITERING" sign in the parking lot and they're trying to be "criminals".

Hick #1: "Hey guys, lets go hang out at Sheetz and get drunk and stoned!"

Hick #2: "What a brilliant idea!"

Hick #3: "Yee-haw!"

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The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves

A funny thing to reply with (because almonds don’t lactate) when somebody asks, “What are you doing up so early?”.

Kyle: What are you doing up so early?

Rob: The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves.

And then everyone claps 👏

Sin Cara

1) You know the guy that you're friends with and hangs round with you all the time but nobody actually likes and you're not sure why you're friends with him? Sin Cara is "that" guy.

2) A term to describe "that" guy.

1) Randy Orton: Got 30 min to walk around Bucharest Romania. With JoMo Oleg Santini and lol....Sin Cara.

2) Santini: Why are we hanging out with this guy, Randy. Everybody here thinks he's Sin Cara.

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