A game where dogs kill you 2 seconds before they jump on you, and you play as a nearsighted soldier who forgot to where his contacts, hence the reason you can't see 2 feet in front of you. Also, a game where your enemy for some reason looks almost EXACTLY like you so you don't know who's on your team or not.
52👍 10👎
The stupid little cowardly aliens in halo
guy 1: dude I'm beating a legendary mission without dying, I'm so freaking close!!!!
guy 2: oh that's so awesome, hey bro I know a gli-(grts cut of by the sound of a plasma grenade exploding)
guy 1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!! MOTHERFUCKING SUICIDE GRUNTS!!!!!
a futuristic first person shooter set in a time where aliens called the Covenant invade and try to wipe out the human race. But there is one savior, a super-soldier (also called Spartans) named Master-Chief, who is also the protagonist, takes on the covenant with the help of the UNSC (United Nations Space Command) to save humanity and the galaxy from the Covenant. There is also the fun multiplayer mode where you can customize your own Spartan super-soldier and take on other players across the world in fun game types with cool vehicles and ships, amazing weapons, and plenty of game modes to chose from.
guy 1: Hey did hear the the news? a new halo game is coming out!
guy 2: That sounds cool, I'll watch the trailer!
1👍 2👎
A scale of one to ten on how attractive a woman is duh!
Guy 1: Did you see Cynthia last night?
Guy 2: Fuck yeah I would rate her a 10 on the 1-10 women's attractiveness scale!
4👍 9👎
An act of beating someone down with your penis.
I just gave my mom a Chicago meatdown
A legend that lived at the cincinatti zoo that was the protector and unifier of the world. He was the only one that could stop the war that is coming.
Roses are red, war is near, we would be safe, if harambe was here.
537👍 75👎