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Adjusting the cards in your latest Magic deck, eating a large meal, taking a fat shit, or finishing a game of Madden. The more of those the better. This is usually done while a group of friends or family is waiting for u to so they can do something important, and takes and inordinately long time
Kid: Hey Mom, whereâs dad? Weâre gonna be late to my last baseball game of the season
Mom: IDK
Other kid: Oh, Dadâs in there pulling a Jody. Heâs finishing up his dinner on the toilet. He got mad and told me to give him a minute when I told him u said to hurry up
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An amazing, beautiful lady who lights up the room. Very pretty. Absolutely gorgeous!!! So cute!!! One of the most supportive people you will ever find!!! Literally the best!!!
Everyone should find themeselves a lorn. Everyone needs a lorn
Damn you Wisconsin for stealing my lorn from me!!!!
When masturbating, cum, but then fap through the orgasm while urinating the whole time. This will leave both semen and piss all over the place. The idea is to get as much pee on the floor, walls, couch, ceiling, etc.
Guy 1: Dude, it smells like piss in here! Is that dried cum stuck to the wall?!?!?!
Guy 2: Yeah, that was some pretty good urojacubation last night!
Guy 1: WTF?!?!?!