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sheesh means "nice" or "cool" but the word itself isn't nice nor is it cool. sheesh is a word only said if you want to risk having your ass kicked. Do NOT say this with people over the age of 3 because if some of their braincells survive, they will use it to fucking slam you to the ground.
Person 1: yo I finally won!
Person 2: sheeesh
Person 1: sorry, what?
Person 2: sheeesh
Person 1: excusez-moi monsieur, mais je vais devoir vous massacrer les testicules.
Person 2: *gets slammed to the ground*
Pleasing and/or agreeable speech. You call a conversation a Suaviloquence if you agreed with your conversation partner.
Person 1: "Yo! that guy was so cool and we had a nice little Suaviloquence together!"
Person 2: "tf is a Suaviloquence?"
Person 1: "A Suaviloquence is a pleasing and/or agreeable speech. You call a conversation a Suaviloquence if you agreed with your conversation partner."
Person 2: ohh nvm i knew that word
A Nutty Ned is someone who is so horny you just wanna punch them in the chest.
Horny boi: *horny face at female*
Some made up Australian guy: fuck off ya' fuckin' nutty ned
A Neighbor whose house is on fire.
It comes from the name of an Elder of Troy (mentioned in famous Ancient Greek poem, Iliad,) whose house was set afire by the Achaeans when they sacked the city.
Yo lmaooo look at that silly little Ucalegon on the other side of the street
Yeaahh lol lets post that shit on snapchat
#EndUrbanDictionaryMugCrisis
Person 1: get a fucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking mug for you uncle barry
Person 2: lemme commit sudoku real quick
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A safe way of saying "Male Masturbation" in front of an anti-sex snowflake. It comes from the word "Cock-work".
Male 1: Sorry I couldn't make it to the meeting yesterday, I was so busy with clockwork that I forgot.
Male 2: Haha gotta love clockwork
Snowflake: Confused yet still acceptable to my terms of vocabulary use and it doesn't seem like it invades nor defies my restrictions of sexually-referenced wording.