Alyssa

Alyssa is a short, feisty little person. She hates liars, and will do anything for her friends. She is an eccentric, excitable, and lovable person, you always want to be around her- especially if you're her best friend or her significant other. She loves all things colorful, but fears chickens and bunnies. She had a scarring experience with both animals in her childhood.

"Alyssa is the best hooligan."

Arizona

It's fucking hot here. And I mean, I had to stop wearing converse in July 'cause the rubber started melting while I was working outside.

It's also hella boring, and everyone wants to move away from this hellhole. If you don't want to move away, you're very old and need the heat.

Also, no one says yee haw here. Everyone's super angry all the time 'cause it's so fucking hot. Also, super homophobic, transphobic, and conservative here, so all us trans people group together, and all the LGBTQ+ kids group together in theater so no one gets jumped or bullied.

There's too many Karens

Arizona is the epitome of every state ever. Except for Alabama.

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