Plot twist

When you and your girl have sex for the first time and she pulls out a PHAT COCK.

Angela and I were about to have sex last night, but she pulled out her dick. It was a huge plot twist. The best part was that it was bigger than my own.

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california gas mask

When you stick somebody’s vape up your ass and make them rip it.

“Kenny if you don’t give me my $20 I’m California gas masking you at our next party”

Indian pile driver

A derogatory term. When someone around you is real shitty behind the wheel

“Get the fuck off the road you Indian pile driver

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