Jordan

The crustiest cream cheese complexion looking ass you will ever see. Homegirl looks like a healthy crackhead all 24 hours of the day. She shops in the old lady section of target. A typical female Jordan will never have to worry about boy problems and usually thinks their intelligence is much higher than it actually is.

Me: "Hey Jordan, are you talking to any cute boys?"
Me : "Just kidding haha"
Jordan: *cries*

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