Greek for Life

You were in a fraternity or sorority so the hazing and occultism has left you unable to grow beyond that. The three core values of

giving everything to your social group,

being sleazy, and

never having to earn anything

will never leave you. "Greek for life" is a heavily masked call for help.

What they will say: My mates and I are all Greek for life, you can't sit with us.
Subtext: I hate 6 out of 8 of these overgrown babies but am not confident enough to sit with anyone else.

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