Brandon

The most unfunny piece of shit you'll ever meet. Brandon is the worst fucking person you will ever meet and if you name your kid this, you should be ashamed of your existence.

Guy 1: "Bro is that Brandon?"
Guy 2: "I hope he gets hit by a bus."

Josh

THE COCK... OH MY GOD THE COCK. On the way down to this devilishly delicious Duke of Dicks, you may catch passing glimpses of his intellect, kind heart, and curious mind... But let's be real, you're just too hung up (literally) on those ruggish good looks, you forget the world outside of his tremendous phallus.
Squealing girl: "I bagged a Josh!!! Til death do us fuck!"

Dude 1: "Wait you sucked him off?? I thought you were straight?"
Dude 2: "I don't know bro, I just lost control. The dude was a total Josh."