Jawbreaker

I cock that is so big you break your jaw trying to suck that thang.

Damn! My boyfriend had a jawbreaker. I kept choking every 2 minutes.

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Pita Pos

A mostly rural saying used by teachers in rural schools to avoid cursing.

Pain
In
The
Ass

Piece
Of
Shit

Student: Can I mess with your blinds?
Teahcer: No! Stop being a pita pos!

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