Eddie Izzard

For all you who don't speak French... thats fucking funny.

Possibly the greatest comedian ever. An executive and action transvestite. Didn't join the Army because they didn't have a parachuting transvestite brigade. Lost his virginity before he lost his virginity. Not a fucking weirdo transvestite.

"You can't take us over, there's 2 billion of us!."
"Do you have a flag?"

"Eva."
"yes, adolf"
"for our honeymoon, lets lie in a ditch covered in petrol on fire"

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