oblonite

a person or practitioner of the Oblon mentality. Oblons typically deal in falsehoods and lies. Oblons add no facts or logical information to conversations or thoughts.

I spoke with Tommy last night, seems he joined the Oblonites and went full retard.

oblon

a small, short stature portly hairless little wanna be troll. Stands under 5' tall, usually wears shoes made in the Shire or those used for Competitive Broccoli Eating league. Usually farcical being who talks to hear himself with no logical or factual basis. Leader or high ranking member of the Oblonite} clan.

I was high on meth and ran into an Oblon. It ruined my high and I instantly became dumber.

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