snail dusting

The act of doing cocaine off someone's butthole

We may be Netflix and chilling now, but we will be Netflix and snail dusting before the night is through.

graspability

The amout of grabbing that can be done on ones ass; How much meat can be gotten one grab of the ass

timmy: man your girlfriend has a nice ass
tristen: dude stfu
timmy: dude what i cant help she has nice graspability
tristen: yea i cant blame you