Druggling

A sport performed by juggling and doing drugs at the same time. Preferably snorting coke.

Man! I love druggling! The balls get high and so do I.

Shreik

A common mispronunciation of Shrek. It bothers some people and makes others laugh.

Double buddy burger for...Shrike? Shreik? Shrek. Wait, what....SHREK!?

Neymar

Some mistaken him for a professional dancer doing the worm but that's just his play style.

Neymar the flopper

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luke anal

Luke Anal is said to be extremely scary. If anyone ever lays a finger on his glasses, he will erupt into an intense rage. If you know any Luke Anals, you will either be friends with them or not...there’s NO middle ground. He enjoys people’s company, if you know what I mean and lives with trees. Other known aliases of Luke Anal are President Trunk and The Mad Rapist. The thing that worries most scientists is that Luke Anal is endangered with only 1 known Luke Anal left on Earth.

ooooooooohhhhhhhhh...It’s a Luke Anal, run! Wait, no....I should stay and have a “fun” time.

Shrek

everyone is attracted to Shrek. All rush to his side to be with him always. Shrek 5 will be about how he divorces Fiona and all the ladies come running!

Shrek is love, Shrek is life! <3

Dislike this

I swear to god, if you don’t dislike this, you’re done!

Me: Dislike this! Raghhhhhhhhh.....hummus!
Stranger listening: wtf

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