valigathe

Amazing person with a cute (but a tad ridiculous) name.
Many guys are madly in love with her.

Sam: Jeez, I think I’m in love with that girl who’s sitting there on the front row. What’s her name again?

Karen: I reckon it’s « Valigathe », pretty weird name huh ??

Sam: Nah, there’s nothing weird with it, I love it... Karen, u don’t know shit about names anyway. (*Karen cries*)
Besides, the girl’s even hotter than Kylie Jenner and Gigi Hadid combined. I defo gotta marry that «Valigathe» girl as soon as poss... (*Karen’s still crying*)... KAAAREEEN for fuck’s sake, no one gives a shit about your tears , so now stfu coz’ u gettin’ on my damn nerves

Valentine Dupont

-Dupont: a seemingly clichéd French surname, though it is in fact pretty uncommon, and most importantly, it’s pronunciation in French is romantic as fuck .
-Valentine: your current crush/ someone you’re in love with.

Hence, « Valentine Dupont » = the ideal french person you can spend your life with. Sex appeal > 9000.

Brandon: Aye wanker, I’ve heard you were moving to France ? Are ya outta ya bloody mind to give gobbie to this people of Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys ?

Sam: Bog off mate. I ought to mate with my «Valentine Dupont » there.

Brandon: Me lad’s right. British gals ain’t nothin’ but shite compared to damsel Dupont, thine Valentine.