Needs some freedom

Suggesting that a country or place needs to be occupied/influenced by the US Military. This term arises from the US's history of occupation, invasion, and meddling in other parts of the world under the guise of liberation or spreading democracy.

Person 1: Did you hear that oil was discovered in Antarctica?

Person 2: "Really? Sounds like those penguins need some freedom!"

Person 1: "The Ark of The Convenient may be in Ethiopia."
Person 2: "Sounds like Ethiopia needs some freedom!"

duller than a dildo

A simile used to describe the sharpness of a knife or cutting tool by comparing it to the sharpness of a sex toy.

Did you sharpen this knife with the rubber? It's duller than a dildo!