wmd

abbreviation for "wagging my dick"

usually used after stating an accomplishment

told a bitch wearing a susan b anthony shirt to go make me a sandwich. #wmd

just aced that final exam. #wmd

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FPOTD

First Poop of the Day.

Something one might shout out, tweet about, or post on someone elses facebook wall, after taking their first poop of the day.

Not to be confused with FPOTD (fourth poop of the day), FPOTD (fifth poop of the day), or the ever more legendary FPOTD (fifteenth poop of the day).

guy 1: "FPOTD!"
guy 2: "Really dude? Its 11pm. Ive pooped like 3 times already."

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