bexhill academy

it's a school where you will find yourself wondering what the fuck you are doing with your life while you waste away to the most boring forms of "education" known to man.

the canteen sells toxic food at the most extortionate prices and expects kids to be fucking millionaires to buy a pot of pasta (AND pay extra for cheese, which fyi they never used to do)

if you want to suffer, while losing an enormous amount of your time and your money, bexhill academy is the place for you folks!

(also fuck them for doing fuck all when they were the reason we had no prom)

"Hey, what school do you go to?"

"bexhill academy!"

"poor thing."