Redneck On Vacation

A cheap domestic beer (originally a Pabst Blue Ribbon) that is ordered with a slice of lime.

Bartender: What can I get ya?

Don Strizzle: I'll have two Rednecks On Vacation.

Bartender: Super, what the fuck is a Redneck on Vacation?

Don Strizzle: two PBR's with lime

Bartender: OH, PBR with fruit; great idea. Two fifty, douche bag.

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Stevi

Shortened form of Stefanie given to glib, usually incredibly hot, chicks who like to feign interest in only the most recent causes celebres. Stevis are characterized by irascibility, impracticality, lack of imagination or original thought and a penchant for banging dudes with little or no persuasion.

Jill: Ya, Brenda's hanging out with her new friend Sage again this weekend.

Chris: Really? She just met him three days ago at the organic farmer's market. She's supposed to have dinner and drinks with us!

Jill: 'Fraid so; they're going to picket the local Army recruiter's office on Saturday.

Chris: Wow, she's turning into a real Stevi.

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