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Floyd Collinsed

Floyd Collins has to be one of the most fucked up events between world war 1 and world war 2. 1925. Floyd was a Kentucky Caver who got trapped in a cave and died over 2 weeks later. His death was a national phenomenon, i suggest you look up the full story, its pretty fucked in the head.

In This case, to be Floyd Collinsed, it means to get yourself, or part of yourself stuck in one area. If you get stuck somewhere that you end up Dying or having to amputate an arm or some shit, you got Literally Floyd Collinsed

Guy 1: Dude were the fuck have you been.

Guy 2: Sorry man, I got my dick Floyd Collinsed in my girls ass.

by 1962 October 24, 2018


reverse john wick

When a dog kills a human, so a human starts murdering all the dogs associated with it. So like John Wick in Reverse.

Theres this fucking retarded dog going around shooting other dogs.

Oh so its a reverse john wick then right?

by 1962 August 26, 2018

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


wyatt bradford

this fuckin asshole I hated at school. I'm glad this prick is out of my life. He was a slacker, and he wasn't really creative or any shit like that in class. He'd give me shit for being creative too. He also lost a ring once. But to be honest, his graduation speech was actually pretty lit.

Wyatt Bradfords speech was actually pretty lit

by 1962 September 1, 2019


pike chapmaned

Pike Chapmaned is a term spelunkers / cave explorers use to describe one of two things. One someone gets caught in a small cave in, or two someone needs to be pulled out with rope. The reason we call it that is because of a worker in a place called Mammoth Cave in the 1890s. Pike Chapman. he was blocked off and pinned from a cave in, so they decided to pull him out via rope. He would end up dying later that day because they did such a poor job of pulling him out. they just YANKED 'em.

Guys! I think I got Pike Chapmaned over here! Help me!

Okay, but we're gonna have to Pike Chapman you to set you free.

by 1962 September 30, 2019


Woooosh

Woooosh, yes its spelled with 4 O's. It means You Missed the Joke. The Joke went right over you, making a Woooosh sound, like a bullet speeding by. WOOOOSH.

Guy 1: I Cant agree more. Those silly girls doesn't wanna be loved or respected by a nice guy. FUCK THOSE BITCHES, LET ME RESPECT YOU, YOU DUMB BITCHES.

Guy 2: Don't Call Girls bitches then. That would be respectful.

Guy 1: WOOOOSH

by 1962 February 11, 2018

239πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


inkspottery

Memorabilia from the band The Ink Spots. (Mostly used by Ink Spot Fans) The Ink Spots was a popular and iconic band from the 1930s - 1950s that completely changed music in several ways and are some of the fathers of rock and roll.

I Own a bit of Inkspottery.

by 1962 July 20, 2018


Inkspottery

Sometimes known to mean just memorabilia and artifacts relating to the 1930s - 1950s vocal group The Ink Spots, but it's more prevalent use is referring to the STUDY of anything by The Ink Spots, musically, historically, cultural impact, etc.

A person who studies it is known as an inkspotterist.

It's in a long line of similar names coined by music lovers and musical scholars, such as Bixolgy (studying the works of jazz cornetist Leon Bix Beiderbecke), Trumbology (studying the works of jazz saxophonist-bandleader Frankie "Tram" Trumbauer), Osborneology (study of jazz/swing crooner Will Osborne), etc etc.

I'm glad I've finally found another Inkspotterist here in these parts! How deep into Inkspottery do you delve?

by 1962 June 8, 2024