Capaldiism

A religion in where you worship Lewis capaldi and Niall Horan.

Capaldiism is a growing religion

Colour sucking

A kink in which you suck the colour (yellow) out of your minion significant others lips

I can see her lips
They're not hers
It's the minion
Obviously
My editing skills at top teir
Bilingual Queen & mè
Why they no yellow
Because He sucked the colour
out of them
Bilingual Queen &m è
How could I forget
C'mon it's a very common kink
Colour sucking of course

Capaldiist

A person who worships Lewis Capaldi.

“What’s your religion?”
“I’m a proud Capaldiist”