belly felcher

During missionary style man-on-woman sex, the act of pulling out, ejaculating on her stomach, then slurping up the portion of your load that pools up in her belly button.

I was pounding away on her, really going deep, when I couldn’t hold it anymore, I pulled out, sprayed it all over her stomach, chest and face! It was awesome! Then she requested I slurp up the goo that pooled in her belly button, a request I certainly complied with. I asked her, “what is that freaky shit?”, she said, “you’re a Belly Felcher!”

Rule#1

I knew I had made a mistake in messing with that homeless “brutha” on the light rail, when he went off calling me a “racist” because I suggested he not urinate on the seat in the train.

Dude, if you had followed rule#1 and not engaged in interaction with that “teen”, you might not have gotten beat up!

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Badge nigger

A cop, police officer, law enforcement agent etc., who abuses their position of authority, which by the way is all of them.

Consider this, it takes a special kind of asshole who wakes up one day and decides to “police” people. Just what is wrong with someone of this mentality? Did their mother not love them enough?

CHP pulled me over last Wednesday for a simple tail light being out and upon showing him all the correct papers, license, registration and insurance, pulls me out of the car and strip searches me in broad daylight, my balls dangling in the breeze, throwing all of my personal effects into the roadway, for no reason at all. Fucking badge nigger, some day he'll do this to the wrong person and get what he deserves.

maskeses

The way blacks say the word “mask” in referring to a corona virus mask. Similar to how they may say “likeded” as in, “I likeded that shit”. -knome-sayn?

Aye, yo mang, why ain’t you trying wear you maskeses? You know dey be finna toss yo ass out dis bitch if you ain't wearin' yo maskeses, sheeeeiit! -knome sayn?