Wet William

In the same family as its cousin the 'wet willy,' the Wet William is the act of punching your junk while your significant other is sound asleep, maneuvering your near-ejaculating penis up to their ear, and busting your load.

Oh that? I was bored and you were asleep, so I had no choce but to deliver you a plentiful load of Wet William.

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