Kentucky plug

When you stick your thumb up your girlfriends butt SO HARD during sex that she starts screaming Scott's name and you just decide to roll with it.

I gave Megan the Kentucky Plug again last night. I'm starting to wonder who Scott is.

Dirty pigeon

When a hobo takes a monstrous dump in the planter at the bar you're drinking at.

We were enjoying our fish and chips when a hobo dropped a dirty pigeon and ruined the whole day.

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Forced vital queef

When a vagina is suspected to be chronically underperforming, this is a test to quantify the vaginas strength and, viability.

Sabrina, your vagina has been floppy for years. Its time to get a forced vital queef.

Yellow growler

When a woman with a semi trimmed bush rides someone's face. With a climax brewing she not only covers their face with cum, but pees right into her partners mouth.

While riding Corey's face last night I accidentally gave him a yellow growler. It was a shame. I wanted a second date with him and he hates water sports.

The Hard Cooler

When a man takes a couple viagra, dips his erection into an ice cold beverage, then plunges his unit into his unsuspecting lover. This results in discomfort, a frozen anus or vagina, and usually ends with the victim pulling a hammy.

We were cuddling by the fire until Milo bent me over and gave me the hard cooler. I pulled a hammy.

Rectify

To fix something by shoving it way up your rectum.

This baseball bat is bent. Here help me rectify it. MMMmm, ohhhhhhh, unggggggg. Oh yeah. That's better.

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Tainted

To rub something vigorously on one's taint.

This meat we're eating smells awful. OH SHIT!!! IT'S BEEN TAINTED !!!!!