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The first 4 elements that sixth graders would try and look for when seeing the periodic table for the first time.
Kid 1: Hey, that's element F! I think it's pronounced fluorine!
Kid 2: I found C! C is for carbon!
Kid 1: And that's K! It stands for...potassium? What?
Kid 2: Is there a U somewhere?
Kid 1: I still don't get it, why is potassium called K?
Kid 3: Guys I found it! Down here! It's called uranium!
Kid 2: Oh yeah!
Kids 1, 2, and 3: (chanting) Fluorine uranium carbon potassium! Fluorine uranium...
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A sweet guy who tries to make everyone feel good about themselves no matter what. He is usually talented in some kind of sport or musical instrument, and he does it purely for fun, not just to get the girls. Naturally, girls like him anyway. (His good looks help too!)
Girl: *writes a love letter*
Girl: *leaves it someplace for Enoch to find*
Enoch: *reads letter*
(He is clearly not interested but he doesn't want to hurt the girl's feelings. Awkward silence ensues.)
Later, they meet in the hallway.
Enoch: Um, thanks...*smiles in the cutest way possible*
Girl: *blushes uncontrollably* (thinking) OMG OMG HE ACTUALLY TALKED TO ME!
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Contrary to popular belief, fish balls are not made from the testicles of male fish. They are, in fact, traditionally made from fish meat made into a paste and rolled into balls. However, fish is getting expensive these days, so most of the fish balls you can find are made with a large percentage of flour and flavorings.
In Hong Kong, fish balls are commonly found in street stalls and in restaurants. They can be served on sticks, in bowls, with soup and noodles, with curry, in hot pot, etc.
Sam-I-Am: Would you like some fish balls?
Random person: WTF?! Fish BALLS? No way!
Sam: Would you like them in a house? Would you like them with a mouse?
Random person: I do not like fish balls. I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.
Sam: Would you eat them in a box? Would you eat them with a fox?
(Fast forward to 10 minutes later)
Random person: Say! I do like these fish balls! They're so chewy and bouncy!
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