8===>O~X

Left-Right: testicles, shaft, head / mouth, nose, squinting eyes.

Do me a favor!? 8===>O~X
(Two Words! Sucka Dick!)

TFB

To Fuckin Bad

Forgot your charger? You know what we call that? TFB!!

Complisult

Compliment followed by an insult.

"complisult"
Wow your hair came out great today,
Way better than it looked yesterday!