Girlfriend in Law

The girl you practically have a relationship with in an emotional level; but without the ability to kiss, or perform any sexual acts, due to ill circumstances or she's taken.

Friend: Sup dude where are you off to?

Me: I'm off downtown to see my girlfriend in law. I promised I'd take her out for a beer and then maybe some cuddling on the beach at night.

Friend: Haha good times but, you guys are just kidding yourselves. Get together and be done with it.

Me: Dude you know she has a boyfriend.

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