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Bernadette

A blast from the past of the utmost unmotherly intuition. Lacking the almighty skill to mother a gerbil. Cooking, we won't even go there, just pass the dish and "feel full". She is someone you do not want to imitate, or even pay attention to. Also an attention, greedy, needy, whorebanger.

Jesus, your mom just dropped you'll off at foster care for me time....what a fucking Bernadette. Wow. Fuck that whorebanger. Don't need that bitch anyways"

by 1w0k3upl1k3th1s April 27, 2024


Mary Poppins pussy

When your vaginally hole is on the rather larger size and ...its a bird..its a plane...no its fucking Texas up in that hole. A batch that just swallow large foreign objects with her vagina. No bueno

Dude 1: Shit, I bagged this batch last night, me and home put both fists , elbow deep!
Dude 2: Dan dawg... sounds like she's got a Mary Poppins pussy, stay away from that...shits dangerous AF!

by 1w0k3upl1k3th1s April 27, 2024