If someone is being a Bollockbrained-Crudwank, it means that they are being incredibly stupid or have done something so unbelievably ridiculous. This world can be used to describe a person.
"Jerry was being a Bollockbrained-Crudwank because he set fire to his own fart"
A black country expression to describe an item/object that is broken or damaged with a possibility of being repaired.
Relates to -> Kabosterated
"My car is bost because it failed the MOT"
When something is broken beyond recognition.
My favourite mug fell out the cupboard and shattered into millions of tiny pieces, my mug is now kabosterated