Mufasa

A women's retaliation to a Simba. When it's that time of the month she randomly wipes period blood on her male partner's forehead. Then loudly proclaims "Mufasa". Then in utter disgust he starts to shake violently. Muttering the name Mufasa over and over again.

"Your husband hasn't been himself lately." -Female neighbor-

"Oh, he thought he was funny and gave me a Simba during sex. So I gave him a Mufasa to pay him back."-Wife-

"Oh is that why he's been sitting in the corner crying? When will boys learn, women fight dirty." -Female neighbor-

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