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Twilight

A Book about Vampires that sparkle. They Fucking Sparkle. What the hell is that? after all; Bella looks like a Crack hoe & Edward has a potato shaped face. And whats worse? Have you noticed that throughout the whole books -especially the fourth- all they talk about is fighting, and then They talk it out! And the Fan girls. Twilight fan girls are the worst. And 80% haven't read the books,while,the other 20% just think Edward is hot. Thank you twilight, you have officially ruined Vampire Movies & Books. Vampires used to be bad ass. Now they Just Sparkle.

Twilight fan girl #1:"I broke up with my boy friend because I want Edward Cullen!"

Twilight fan girl #2: "I know! Oh my god! I cant wait until New Moon Comes out! But I'm Sooo Team Edward!"

by 220175880 June 16, 2009

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