Hannah Montana

n. — Female vocalist who gets into showbiz at a young age solely through the influence of her famous showbiz father; hits puberty and breaks into an Alto range and starts hanging out with the "wrong crowd" in Hollywood while continuing to desperately chase musical stardom; likely dies of an overdose by age 33 leaving broken dreams, musical irrelevance, and an episode of True Hollywood Stories

Aww, why y'all gotta be hating on that po Hannah Montana? Y'all just jealous cause y'all ain't got no talent neither but she rich and famous. Don't hate the playa hate the game!