Discount Selfie

A form of selfie taken with the rear camera on a phone without a front-facing camera. The phone is generally turned around, with the screen facing away from the photographer. Most phones without selfie cameras are generally less expensive, hence the name "Discount Selfie"

Ashley's phone didn't have a front-facing camera, so she took a Discount Selfie with Emma at the bar.

parentnoid

A parent that is paranoid about their child, AKA a parent that thinks the world is out to get their child
A combination of "parent" and "paranoid"
Commonly used when a child is complaining about how they cannot do something a peer can, or when speaking about how they can do something and a peer cannot. Commonly used among peers.

That girl's mother is parentnoid! She won't let her go to the bus stop on her own!

Panther

A large cat of the family Felidae native to the Americas. It is also known as the puma, catamount, mountain lion, or cougar.

Woah, dude! Did you see that panther eat that deer?

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