ATM machine

Abbreviation Ass To Mouth Machine. Not to be confused with an Automated Teller Machine, which would be redundant. An Ass To Mouth Machine will, for a fee deducted from your card, perform the obvious sexual service.

No man, look for the sign that says ATM, not ATM Machine. The ATM Machine will just sodomize you and take your money.

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