The Vegan

A sex practive where a person with a penis dips their balls into hummus and then teabags their vegan partner.
The hummus can also be substituted for guacamole.

mom: where did all my hummus go?
me: I did the vegan on Karen last night.

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Bullshit

religion

Karen keeps talking bullshit, she says God created the universe.