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Stamper

Noun. A shit taken on the trampoline of a high speed sailing multihull because there are no formal toilet facilities aboard.

Verb. Taking such a shit.

The term refers to the need to ´stamp´ the poo through the mesh of the trampoline, preferably with a waterproof sailing boot. How much stamping is required depends on three factors: the density of the trampoline weave, the consistency of the poo and the current sea state. (Rough seas may wash through the netting, relieving one of the need to stamp altogether.)

Pete: Oh man, what´s that on your boot?
Dave: Sorry dude, I just went for a stamper.

David: Hey, where´s the head on this thing, I´m dying for a massive shit.
Jerome: I told you to try not eat anything! Just go for a stamper.
David: Yeah well I just had to eat one muesli bar... What´s a stamper?
Jerome: Just go over there by the starboard hull, and make sure you stamp afterwards.

by 24gears January 29, 2011

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Shist

Noun.
Somewhere between a shart and a mist. A very light shart that can usually be heard and smelled but barely felt, a bit like someone sneezing on you. A shist might feel like a light misting from an atomiser, but sound and smell repugnant, possibly even leaving a very slight stain on your clothes or indeed even your skin. In rare cases of a silent shist the only clue that you may have been shisted on is a delicate feeling akin to water vapour condensing on your cheek on a misty day.

Verb: Shisted

Sarah: Oh god what was that noise? Did Lily poo on you?
Mike: I don't think so, but it smells like it... Oh wait, she shisted!

After fearing the worst from a shart, Dave was somewhat relieved when he took off his underpants to find he had merely shisted.

by 24gears July 2, 2014