Lit Ty

A fellow named Tyler who has found himself at the perfect level of intoxication. At this ideal point on the "Lit Spectrum", one finds oneself with superhuman intelligence and confidence, with the ability to out smart even the highest of scholars. Straying too far left or right on the spectrum renders the subject cognitively useless and moderately to severely suicidal.

Javier: Where's Lit Ty, we're trying to sneak into the International Space Station?
Pablo: I don't know but we should find him, I want to snort some moon dust, Lit Ty is the only one who could pass for an astrophysicist.
2Lit Ty: I can't hang myself in zero gravity.
Javier: Fuck, we have to deal with 2Lit Ty.
Pablo: Lit Ty would know what to do in this debacle.

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