matyas

a creature usually seen sporting a faux-hawk, pauly-d nikes, and a hint of swag. they appear in many places across america, due to their inability to stop reproducing.

A: dude whats on that guys head?
B: i dont know... i think its a mini mohawk or something.
A: the guy's walking around with a little strut.
B: so matyas.

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