Lay a hen

To have sex with

Did you lay a hen last night? I saw you walking home at 7:00 am

ice pick willy

A dildo made out of ice

Mom: What's this weird looking ice cube mold doing in the freezer?
Daughter: Oh, that's my ice pick willy

Sly Dog

The act of putting a hot dog (or bratwurst) into the freezer overnight, coating it in lube, and using it for anal masturbation.

Mom: Why did your brother put hot dogs on the grocery list, I thought he was vegetarian?
Sister: I think he is going to be doing a sly dog tonight.

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