3,000,512

a number 1 less than 3,000,513 and 1 greater than 3,000,511. duh....

"what is 2,999,998 + 514?"

"3,000,512, stupid..."

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Sick Pong

When one sick individual in a couple just can't keep his/her mouth off their gf/bf/fuckbuddy, passing on the virus that they will eventually get back from said gf/bf/other, creating a vicious tennis-like volley of sickness. The world must know.

"TAG, YOU'RE SICK!!!"

"eww guys, stop playing sick pong."

Quadrasap

An occurrence in which four or more couples are simultaneously
a. blocking and/or obstructing the walkway of a highly populated area while snuggling for too long or
b. just acting couple-y

frequently occurs around cheesy romantic holidays such as Valentines Day, Christmas, and/or even Halloween.
also a daily occurrence.

"Sorry I was late, I ran into another quadrasap."
"Yeah, they're bad this time of year."

"All this quadrasap makes me feel like a loser."