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ayatollah of areola

a title in the player hierarchy achieved by scholars who have demonstrated highly advanced knowledge of titties

"Damn look at the titties on that girl my boy is talking to. He is the ayatollah of areola!"

by 2stainz April 30, 2013

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scissor salsa

The by-product of lesbian love-making while on their periods.

"Hey baby, I know its that time of the month but let's go in the bedroom and make some scissor salsa."

by 2stainz April 30, 2013

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titzophrenia

Titzophrenia is a mental disorder that makes it hard to: Tell the difference between what are real and not real tits; Think clearly about tits; Have normal emotional responses towards tits; Act normally in social situations pertaining to tits. Persons with titzophrenia may have problems with thinking, emotions, or behavior such as: bizarre behaviors, seeing tits that aren't real (hallucinations), thoughts that "jump" between different tits (loose associations), problems paying attention to things other than tits, or strongly held thoughts about tits that are not real (delusions).

Titzophrenia is a life-long illness with no curative treatment.

Titzophrenia cannot be prevented.

Childhood titzophrenia is rare.

Some people have suggested that titzophrenia might be made worse, or even caused by, an abnormal sensitivity to women.

by 2stainz May 3, 2013

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haireola

An areola containing follicles of hair usually pertaining to the female gender.

Damn! That bitch got some haireolas!

by 2stainz April 30, 2013