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A very ugly woman (I mean fucking dog, would rather stick my dick in a meat grinder ugly
Get that booga woog back to the set of The Walking Dead
After you make mustard you lick the mustard out of their asshole
Man I got mustard mouth last night while I was druck
When a woman has a tight hairy vagina that hugs your dick like a sock
I was fucking this chick and she was so tight that her pussy hugged my dick like a hairy sock
Where you fuck someone in front of someones door cam
We got wild and decided to give our neighbor a door cam dicking
When you suck out your bother or sisters cum through a straw
Come here sis, when you cum let me know because Uncle Joe showed me how to do an Arkansas slurpee
When 2 guys put there dicks together by putting their dick head in the others foreskin then ejaculates
Hold up I'm going to dock and blow
When a girl shows her tits to get your attention then rips a huge fart
I hired this stripper for my friends bachelor party and as soon as she came out she gave him a flash bang right in his face