life

an STD ur mom contracts and passes on to u. terminal. also, see bullshit

dude, life sucks ass, wanna get run over by a train?

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carb

short for carberetor, see carberetor

dude, my carb kicks yo EFI's ass.

carbs are simpler, easier to tune and ALOT more reliable than EFI ever can be if well maintained

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Grim Reaper

the entity i wish to have an emergency appointment with...

-opens the door- o_o hey death, what took ya?

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torque

something ricers dont have. helps acceleration. often found in V8s and trucks ranging from a Ford F150 (with V8) to a Peterbilt(WAY over 2200FT LBs here, dun mess with a semi, it can literally rip yo car in half) and some SUVs. known to cause wheelstands, burnouts, powerslides(NOT drifting, totally differant, drifting is E-brake derives, powersliding is just sheer torque), donuts and good ET times.

shit dude, that thing aint got no torque, im afraid i cant pink slip it so i dun humilitate u too badly...with a semi

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V8

engine. known to whoop ricer ass box stock. typically found in anything worth having except ford rangers and some bronco IIS. has 8 cylinders arranged in a V. tends to make anywhere from 300FT LBs of TORQUE to beyond any dyno's ability to count and from about 305HP to 5000HP. sometimes comes with a device called a carberetor, this replaces the fuel injectors, fuel rail, ECU and the EFI unit. this device is simple, see carberetor for operation and description. often able to take shitloads of boost without blowing up and occasionally will do kickass burnouts when one dumps the clutch at idle. can usually be singled out by the distinct rumble produced at idle, THIS equals power, not the sound of someone attempting to shit thru a coffee can.

HEY SHITHEAD, MY HEADLIGHTS TAKE MORE TORQUE THAN THAT THING MAKES! o and BTW, lose the fart can, it makes u sound even stupider

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carberetor

device used to mix fuel and air in the proper ratio and deliver the amount selected by the driver to the engine. typically found on cars and trucks pre-1984 and is still widely used on smaller engines, most harleys and lawnmowers/weedwhackers/anything with a 2-stroke or below 50CI

dude, my carberetor needs to be leaned out, its fat on the top end


dude, ur carberetor's fucked up, ur runnin lean

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Bullshit

life. see also living

man, life is bullshit...can i borrow ur sawed off shotgun? i promise i wont get too much blood on it...

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