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Split the Oldies

When some establishment/person/company/entity has taken an object and made it inaccessible or removed it from public or personal consumption, they are said to have "split the oldies" on that object.

After using Facebook for a year, Phil split the oldies on MySpace.
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As a New Year's resolution, Liz split the oldies on her coffee addiction.
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Realizing that he really wanted to work with math, Suraj split the oldies on his English major.
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Nate split the oldies on his iPod mini when he got an iPod touch for Christmas.

by 37years February 21, 2011


Dehotp

An ancient three-headed god that can answer any questions. When speaking, the three heads speak one word at a time to form full sentences. They end each sentence with the phrase "Dehotp Has Spoken." Some dehotps have bias opinions, such as:

Rehotp - the Republican Dehotp
Gayhotp - the Gay Dehotp
Guihotp - Jersey Shore Dehotp
Mehotp - Conceited Dehotp
Shehotp - the Feminist Dehotp
Wehotp - the Communist Dehotp
Gleehotp - the Pop Culture Television Musicals Dehotp
Teehotp - the Golf Dehotp
Feehotp - the Economic Dehotp
Ptohed - the Palindromic Dehotp

There are 37 known species of Dehotps.

When a group of three Dehotps are brought together to give their views and opinions, it is calleed a Threehotp.

Q: Dehotp, what is the meaning of life?

Dehotp Head 1: The
DH2: meaning
DH3: of
DH1: life
DH2: is
DH3: very
DH1: simply
DH2: to

DH3: live
DH1: life
DH2: meaningfully.
DH3: DEHOTP
DH1: HAS

DH2: SPOKEN.

by 37years January 19, 2011


Dehotp

An ancient three-headed god that can answer any questions. When speaking, the three heads speak one word at a time to form full sentences. They end each sentence with the phrase "Dehotp Has Spoken." Some dehotps have bias opinions, such as:

Rehotp - the Republican Dehotp
Gayhotp - the Gay Dehotp
Guihotp - Jersey Shore Dehotp
Mehotp - Conceited Dehotp
Shehotp - the Feminist Dehotp
Wehotp - the Communist Dehotp
Gleehotp - the Pop Culture Television Musicals Dehotp
Teehotp - the Golf Dehotp
Feehotp - the Economic Dehotp
Ptohed - the Palindromic Dehotp

There are 37 known species of Dehotps.

When a group of three Dehotps are brought together to give their views and opinions, it is calleed a Threehotp.

Q: Dehotp, what is the meaning of life?

Dehotp Head 1: The
DH2: meaning
DH3: of
DH1: life
DH2: is
DH3: very
DH1: simply
DH2: to

DH3: live
DH1: life
DH2: meaningfully.
DH3: DEHOTP
DH1: HAS

DH2: SPOKEN.

by 37years January 20, 2011