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An annoying co-worker who makes dumb sounds or mumbles phrases to themselves. (Known to be even more annoying when they do this while entering your office or when you walk by their desk, in a lame attempt to catch attention). Calling them a beatbox allows you to talk about them in public and makes people think you are discussing american idol.
NP: "If beatbox makes one more sound today I'll flip out!"
HW: "No shit, me too."
Beatbox: (enters convo from eavesdropping, a common trait of a beatbox) "Hey, you guys talking about idol last night? That's the best show ever..."
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An annoying co-worker who makes dumb sounds or mumbles phrases to themselves. (Known to be even more annoying when they do this while entering your office or when you walk by their desk, in a lame attempt to catch attention). Calling them a beatbox allows you to talk about them in public and makes people think you are discussing american idol or Rahzel.
NP: "If beatbox makes one more sound today I'll flip out!"
HW: "No shit, me too."
Beatbox: (enters convo from eavesdropping, a common trait of a beatbox) "Hey, you guys talking about idol last night? That's the best show ever..."
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When a man is running unusually late in the morning and shaves only below his jaw line, thus giving the appearance that he is beginning to grow a beard when he actually is not.
Co-worker: "Mornin' Tim, say...are you starting a beard?"
Tim: "Naw, just a late shave."
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Netflix + Queue. The condition one has when adding a ridiculous number of movies to their Netflix queue.
Girl 1: "My roommate has over 300 movies on her Netflix queue!"
Girl 2: "Sounds like Netflue. I'm surprised she could even do that with the connectile dysfunction your apartment has. You need to stop jacking your neighbor's weak ass signal.
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Netflix + Queue. The condition one has when adding a ridiculous number of movies to their Netflix queue.
Girl 1: "My roommate has over 300 movies on her Netflix queue!"
Girl 2: "Sounds like Netflue. I'm surprised she could even do that with the connectile dysfunction your apartment has. You need to stop jacking your neighbor's weak ass signal.
The opposite of brownie points; these are awarded when someone does something bad.
My frownie points went up today when my manager overheard me talking about the pros and cons of a fully nude strip club that doesn't serve alcohol versus a topless one that does.
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