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A general negativism created by combining the Australian aborigine instrument, the dijeridoo, and the negativism douchebag into a portmanteau.
This can be used on people of any origin, not just restricted to Australians or those of Australian descent.
Dude: That guy just cut me off!
Dude's friend: I saw that. What a dijeridouchbag.
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Dude: Excuse me, my battery's dead. I've got the jumper cables, but I need someone to jump me. Could you give me a jump?
Douchebag: I sure could...but I won't.
Dude: Wow...you're a dijeridouchebag.
An expression of exasperation when someone should have heard of something already based on its wild popularity. Having this phrase used on you implies that you should use an internet search engine to look it up to save yourself from further embarrassment.
I have a question. - person 1
NO YOU CAN'T HAS CHEEZBURGER! - person 2
What? No, why would I want a cheeseburger, that makes no sense? - person 1
Omgoogle... - person 2
Oh...guess I should google it. - person 2
A blending of the two words inbred and redneck.
1.) A redneck considered so inept as to cause others to believe he is mentally challenged or inbred.
2.) An insult in a verbal pissing contest to those who are considered or conider themselves to be redneck. Like words are hick, hillbilly, etc.
1.) Person 1: Did you hear about (cletus)?
Person 2: No, I did not. What happened?
Person 1: He went deer hunting last weekend and the deer strapped HIM to the car.
2.) Inbredneck: If you don't like the way I drive, stay the hell off the highway. I pay taxes, so I can drive wherever I want, however I want.
Person 1: You were in the fast lane doing 40 next to an old man going the same speed and blocking traffic you damn inbredneck! If you'll notice, you'll see the signs that say "Slower traffic keep right."
When something rocks (AKA rawks) or is cool, it can be said that said something possesses "rawkage".
darB: Man, that new car of ttaM's is awesome.
derF: It's a definite ping on the rawkage meter.
A state of mind in which confusion results from a preoccupation of said mind, such as resulting from an infatuation with a current or potential-future significant other.
This week has been a blur. Ever since I met that girl, I've been completely mindspun.
Anorexia radar. This is what one person experiences when he or she believes one of his or her friends is or is becoming anorexic.
"Have you seen Paul lately? He's a blip on my anoradar. I never see him eat anything."
When a piece of electronic equipment no longer works because someone let the "factory smoke" out. You see, every electronic device is built with factory smoke inside. If you or someone else were to damage it (water, physical damage, etc.) and let said smoke out, that equipment will no longer work.
Guy1: My digital camera stopped working. I spilled my drink all over it, and it started smoking.
Guy2: Oh, you let the factory smoke out. Looks like it's time to get another one.