SCOB

An acronym that means Swearing 'Cuz of Boredom. This is when you and your friends are so bored, you are reduced to yelling out random swears, like immature 6th graders.

(The art of SCOB:)
You: Ugh, I'm SO BORED!

Friend: Yeah, I know. FUCK!

You: SHIT!

Friend: ASSSSSHOLLLLLE!

*You and friend burst out laughing*

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Hellaheck

When you are in the middle of swearing when you realize there is a little kid sitting right there so you turn it into its non- swear equivalent. Can also be "Shitapoo", "Assabutt", and any other you can think of.

Ow! Ah, Shit..apoo." "Dude, there's little kids here!" "I know! That's why I turned it into a hellaheck!

inside joke

Something two or more annoying people make up so they can exclude others.

Person: Hi. Did you take that test? I think I got that one about elephants totally wrong!

Group of annoying people: PURPLE ELEPHANT!!! *burst out laughing*

Person: Ummmm....

Group: Its an INSIDE JOKE. We can't tell you what it means!

Person: I don't care what it means.

Group: GOOD CUZ WE'RE NOT TELLING YOU!

Person: Umm okay...

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Great Story, Tell it Again

When someone tells an incredibly stupid story with no meaning, so everyone around them says, "Great story. Tell it again."

Person: Once I walked down the hallway, but I needed to get to class, so I started to run, but then I saw a teacher so I stopped.

Everyone around person: Great story, tell it again.

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