Denial

What you are accused of being in when whenever you contradict a baseless claim made by an idiot who couldn't otherwise win a debate against a Cheeto.

You: I'm not sure I agree with President Obama's position on the White Sox. I'm more of a Yankees fan.

Idiot: RACIST! The only reason you don't support his team is because HE'S BLACK!

You: Uh, what? I'm not a racist. I'm just not a White Sox guy.

Idiot: Ah...a racist in denial. Why don't you just admit it?

You: Look, I was adopted and raised by black parents. I have two brothers who are black. I love my family. Hell, most of the girls I've dated have been black. I spent three years in Kenya building water treatment facilities for black villagers. I am NOT a racist.

Idiot: Typical. 'Some of my best friends are black.' Yeah, right. You racist piece of crap. Maybe if you weren't in denial about it, I'd believe you.

You: Uh, what...?

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