Overjorts

A combination of the words overalls and jorts. Overjorts can be either classy or trashy, have it your way. It all depends on what you are, or aren't, wearing underneath.

Overjorts wearer 1: Way to rock them overjorts, girl!

Overjorts wearer 2: Thanks, I like to look my best.

Hipster-blister

The physical manifestation of the pain hipsters inflict upon society.

George: Man, this blister has been around ever since Bon Iver!!

Paul: What you've got there is a hipster-blister. Rub some dirt on it and stop wearing those Toms shoes, it'll go away.

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